Why, why, why? Why is she showing you an ugly muumuu of a housecoat?
Because she bought it for $9 at the op shop. Because the fabric is a thick polished cotton in one of her favourite colour combos… dirty royal blue and poppy red. Because she’s made the effort to capture a ‘before’ picture in the hours before a dazzling reworking of this monster into something cool.
Well, at least it won’t be bejewelled with maggots.